Jordan Dotson

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Metro Gnomes

June 4, 2019 By Jordan

The rhythms of Metro Gnomes’re in rain and poems too, and breathing, not just tocks of clocks.

…from the neverending well of David Mitchell‘s Black Swan Green.

Filed Under: Prose Porn Tagged With: Black Swan Green, David Mitchell

Reading is the opposite

September 4, 2018 By Jordan

Fitting words together makes time go through narrower pipes but faster.

…David Mitchell, Black Swan Green

Filed Under: Prose Porn, Things I wish I'd written Tagged With: Black Swan Green, David Mitchell

Green

July 31, 2018 By Jordan

Green is made of yellow and blue, nothing else, but when you look at green, where’ve the yellow and the blue gone? Somehow this is to do with Moran’s dad. Somehow this is to do with everyone and everything.

…David Mitchell, Black Swan Green

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Human, for God’s sake…

June 17, 2014 By Jordan

Take most people, they’re crazy about cars. They worry if they get a little scratch on them, and they’re always talking about how many miles they get to a gallon, and if they get a brand-new car already they start thinking about trading it in for one that’s even newer. I don’t even like old cars. I mean they don’t even interest me. I’d rather have a goddamn horse. A horse is at least human, for God’s sake.

…from the favorite novel of every teenager prior to 2004, Catcher in the Rye, by that strange old creeper Mr. Salinger, which is taught in many a high school curriculum for primarily nonsensical reasons, most criminal of which is “historical relevance,” because it’s far less important for a sixteen year-old in 2014 to love reading, or know how (a subsequently learned literary skill), than it is for her to know what the Charleston was.

Do yourself a favor and read this article about why David Mitchell‘s Black Swan Green should replace Mr. Salinger’s fine novel in the Western canon.

Filed Under: Prose Porn, Things I wish I'd written Tagged With: Black Swan Green, Catcher in the Rye, David Mitchell, JD Salinger

Belongingness…

June 16, 2014 By Jordan

…it’s not just the person who fills a house, it’s their I’ll be back later!s, their toothbrushes and unused hats and coats, their belongingnesses.

…from Black Swan Green, by David Mitchell, his best novel, and one of, perhaps, the best five or ten English novels published in the last decade.

Filed Under: Prose Porn, Things I wish I'd written Tagged With: Black Swan Green, David Mitchell