Jordan Dotson

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We are not owned or monogamous…

April 20, 2014 By Jordan

I wish for all this to be marked on my body when I am dead. I believe in such cartography – to be marked by nature, not just to label ourselves on a map like the names of rich men and women on buildings. We are communal histories, communal books. We are not owned or monogamous in our taste or experience. All I desired was to walk upon such an earth that had no maps.

I carried Katharine Clifton into the desert, where there is the communal book of moonlight. We were among the rumour of wells. In the palace of winds.

Sheesh…

…from the English language’s single greatest achievement, by Michael Ondaatje.

Filed Under: Prose Porn, Things I wish I'd written Tagged With: Michael Ondaatje, The English Patient

If you smell what JD is cooking…

August 13, 2011 By Jordan

As of yesterday, there have been only two books that I’ve read, cover to cover, in under twenty four hours.

First…The English Patient, Michael Ondaatje. Second…Norwegian Wood, Murakami (gotta go with that sexy 2003 import cover).

…and now, I’m practically giddy to say, there’s a third: the life story of the most electrifying man in sports-entertainment.

Filed Under: Predicates and commas and whatnot Tagged With: Norwegian Wood, The English Patient, The Rock

Belle and Sebastian

July 11, 2011 By Jordan

Barry: Holy shite. What the fuck is that?
Dick: It’s the new Belle and Sebastian…
Rob: It’s a record we’ve been listening to and enjoying, Barry.
Barry: Well, that’s unfortunate, because it sucks ass.

…my thoughts exactly.

(…from the best movie ever made from the best book ever made into a badass movie. Except for this one. It was better. Yeah.)

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Barry Jive and his Uptown Five, High Fidelity, The English Patient